[NJSBMWR] Fwd: THE LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

[rds335i]

Enjoy.

Regards, RDS
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>>>>>>   : THE LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY
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>>>>>> While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
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>>>>>> Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
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>>>>>> As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
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>>>>>> I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
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>>>>>> She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
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>>>>>> "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
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>>>>>> "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
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>>>>>> Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
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>>>>>> We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
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>>>>>> "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
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>>>>>> "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile
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>>>>>> "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
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>>>>>> "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!"
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